Lol almost all song ... By: gilosan100. on 23 May 12, 05:09:18 Lol almost all song is masturbation puns?
She's gonna play ... By: Mickk4224. on 23 May 12, 01:20:54 She's gonna play country on? the clitare, tonight.
Omg lol
maybe because this ... By: weasel4915. on 23 May 12, 00:37:55 maybe because this is an obvious? coldplay parody
I love Coldplay, ... By: Histeroneurastenia. on 23 May 12, 00:29:21 I love Coldplay, but your video and lyric? are hilarious!
i take my time ... By: solanumplanet. on 22 May 12, 21:05:12 i take my time everytime on this song as well as on E=MC Vagina, and, nearly forgot it: 2girls one cup?
With the five ... By: UbsrajSie. on 22 May 12, 12:59:17 With the five finger? army we invade our pants ;D best
the description? ... By: randomvidguyable. on 20 May 12, 19:10:16 the description? itself is an oxymoron
"Be a vagina DJ"... ... By: johauHAU. on 20 May 12, 13:00:07 "Be a vagina DJ"...Nuff said.?
listening to this ... By: ThePspdog98. on 19 May 12, 15:20:59 listening to this on infinite? loop while on /b/. So good
Hahaha Jon Lajoe is ... By: spoziscool. on 19 May 12, 10:30:16 Hahaha Jon Lajoe is a classic comedian please keep making? videos
*CUNTry*? By: awesomobeast. on 18 May 12, 22:30:43 *CUNTry*?
definitely...the? ... By: Pottermaniaco1008. on 18 May 12, 08:18:22 definitely...the? best!
... By: Xenotrackz. on 16 May 12, 23:28:55 huooauaullaaabaluuaasasghdfasghdfashgd?
she's? gonna play ... By: theh8rz. on 16 May 12, 04:37:43 she's? gonna play country on the clitar tonight. HAHAHAHA
omfg it sounded ... By: blessed871129. on 13 May 12, 14:47:49 omfg it sounded serious then i heard "masturbate" omg? i almost fell off my chair
LOL CLASSIC!!!? By: LucasKofficial. on 11 May 12, 15:12:17 LOL CLASSIC!!!?
Thought this was ... By: rab3ar. on 09 May 12, 22:41:04 Thought this was going to be? a serious song but then... To Masturbaaaaaattteeeeee
There's not much to ... By: omarsalem91. on 09 May 12, 20:01:59 There's not much to it. The video showed him walking out a theater showing The Wrestler. Marissa Tomei stars in it as a stripper? mom and you get to see her boobies. That's all there is. He was just alluding to boobies.
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Where do you go from the top? You go over the top. The #KobeSystem: Success for the Successful is Kobe's winning, results-oriented philosophy on how to adapt to succeed. You're Welcome.
aint? a kobe fan ... By: Tom Agbayani. on 28 May 12, 05:00:58 aint? a kobe fan but, awesome shoes!
yup, ugly shoes? ... By: Tom Agbayani. on 28 May 12, 05:00:16 yup, ugly shoes? but you're uglier.
Whether or not ... By: JonOfTheShred. on 23 May 12, 21:49:08 Whether or not there really is an "Illuminati," you'd have to be a fucking idiot to think these assholes aren't, at the very least, referencing the theory in this commercial, as well as in many other facets of media. If the Illuminati is real, they're? blatantly rubbing it in peoples faces. If it's fake, they're making fun of the people who believe it is. I repeat:
Whether or not there really is an "Illuminati," you'd have to be a fucking idiot to think these assholes aren't referencing it
@Paul1n3LoL I ... By: lifeisamaze1990. on 23 May 12, 08:54:24 @Paul1n3LoL I admit? it!! Leehom!!
i dont even like ... By: Ensleynigga17. on 21 May 12, 19:51:46 i dont even like kobe but i love these?
Let's all admit it. ... By: Paul1n3LoL. on 21 May 12, 14:39:19 Let's all admit it..we watched this? because of Leehom
Kevin Durant ... By: phillyboy376. on 21 May 12, 04:03:43 Kevin Durant doesn't believe in the? KobeSystem.
0:23
he even ... By: adirine. on 20 May 12, 03:36:11 0:23
he even influences soccer O.o?
#KobeSystem? By: jokaadawg. on 19 May 12, 03:17:21 #KobeSystem?
Ugly shoes? awesome ... By: Derrell8643. on 18 May 12, 21:39:58 Ugly shoes? awesome commercials
Lmao, you're such ... By: numberonephillysfan. on 18 May 12, 04:51:58 Lmao, you're such a? dumbass if you actually believe that shit. grow up.
Kobe system NO PASS ... By: Iamjrain41. on 15 May 12, 13:55:57 Kobe system NO PASS!!!?
and the person who ... By: BigChris2777. on 14 May 12, 17:24:53 and the person who taught Kobe to make the KobeSystem is MORGAN FREEMAN?
I think that's ... By: redskins5926. on 12 May 12, 21:02:32 I think that's Richard Branson (of Virgin) in the? commercial, not Phil Knight.
Ok the owner of ... By: airjordan23freak. on 10 May 12, 22:45:02 Ok the owner of Nike, the older looking guy with grey hair, is known to have ties with the illuminati, hence he is a billionaire. Him and? Kobe worked together on this and made the triangle, which is known as the all seeing eye, found on the US dollar. And it's extremely sketchy that Kanye was in this commercial. They're in it together. Open your eyes.
thank god for you ... By: cnizzy003. on 10 May 12, 14:01:56 thank god for you guys? telling about the illuminati...ill be sure to tell my kids teachers not to allow them to draw triangles!! NO MORE TRAINNGLES!! EEEVVVIIILLL
Turn your life over ... By: yahboyiddy. on 09 May 12, 00:37:41 Turn your life over to Jesus? Christ
Illuminati!!!!!!!!! ... By: yahboyiddy. on 09 May 12, 00:37:18 Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Be Warned!!!!!!!!
OMG...HE HELD A ... By: cnizzy003. on 08 May 12, 16:33:05 OMG...HE HELD A BASKETBALL...must be illuminati!...the ball represents the earth that he holds in his hands...lol...freaking losers...lol...Illuminati is the excuse for? unsucessful, parents basement dwellers...
you forgot "the eye ... By: MELERIX. on 08 May 12, 03:24:42 you forgot "the eye" and others symbols? anyway.
It's not the ... By: TrueHalcony. on 07 May 12, 20:29:35 It's not the illuminate symbol, dumbasses. Kobe does the triangle but with the top points extending because a triangle is often used as an expression such as by reaching the peak of the triangle, you have reached success. But the? Kobesystem is going beyond success, as it's repeated many times in the Kobesystem videos. "an illuminate symbol" really? Stop being uneducated idiots.
@41istheman its not ... By: ChrisFlinch23. on 06 May 12, 21:24:21 @41istheman its not the triangle offense you? retard, it's the illuminati, Kobe and LeBron are in it, along with many other celebs, remember when LeBron received that Hummer in high school? The illuminati bribed him with it, in order for him to join them.
Will u join the? ... By: BigChris2777. on 05 May 12, 20:40:02 Will u join the? Kobe System?
.......you're? ... By: DarkstarrLu. on 05 May 12, 17:55:56 .......you're? welcome.
More? like ... By: nuahsed59. on 05 May 12, 17:46:22 More? like 2,055,815 times..
65 people? never ... By: igotdatfosho. on 30 May 12, 04:21:03 65 people? never knew their father
65? people dont ... By: EmoBad48. on 30 May 12, 00:39:43 65? people dont know how to swim
65 people had? no ... By: TotallyKayla1215. on 30 May 12, 00:15:08 65 people had? no childhood. :)
"Swim" doesn't even ... By: thomwic99. on 29 May 12, 23:55:59 "Swim" doesn't even sound like a real word? anymore.
does anyone else ... By: shalybieberfever. on 29 May 12, 16:26:39 does anyone else know that dory's voice? belongs to ellen?
god i? love this ... By: dreamera1. on 26 May 12, 01:13:56 god i? love this movie.
Lol
JUST KEEP ... By: 1234highX. on 24 May 12, 00:38:36 Lol
JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!!
Lol?
I have a? T-Shirt ... By: xRach95x. on 21 May 12, 19:08:02 I have a? T-Shirt that says "Keep calm and just keep swimming" :)
... By: cris5512. on 20 May 12, 02:59:57 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahauahauajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?
Ohh I? love Ellen! ... By: chii198. on 19 May 12, 18:22:08 Ohh I? love Ellen! -3
Thumbs? up if you ... By: BronzetheSling. on 18 May 12, 00:26:30 Thumbs? up if you love Dory. :)
When life gets you ... By: BronzetheSling. on 18 May 12, 00:25:41 When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
I don't wanna? know what you gotta do.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
ellen is perfect? ... By: coolness2344. on 17 May 12, 19:18:29 ellen is perfect? for dori lol
ellen needs to be ... By: volientgirl123. on 17 May 12, 04:02:09 ellen needs to be actress?
Love ellen!! This ... By: teamedward3108. on 16 May 12, 04:05:39 Love ellen!! This is? a good role for her!!!
just? keep swimming ... By: TheAlvaro46. on 15 May 12, 03:16:18 just? keep swimming...
63 people? drowned. ... By: SpiritBr3ak3r0117. on 15 May 12, 01:34:54 63 people? drowned... very sad.
This was favorite ... By: kellyflo2314. on 14 May 12, 20:30:35 This was favorite scene of? the movie! It's so funny!
LOL!!!!
I miss? this movie. ... By: ThisIsForeverMe. on 13 May 12, 19:34:18 I miss? this movie....
Ya? hear that that ... By: ilovematlda. on 09 May 12, 00:46:47 Ya? hear that that guys? JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!!!!!
I love Ellen.? By: famehot13. on 08 May 12, 06:13:21 I love Ellen.?
yes
? By: sweet54212. on 07 May 12, 19:29:03 yes
?
Was anyone else ... By: jcommyn. on 07 May 12, 07:07:08 Was anyone else supremely disappointed when it didn't just play out the rest of the? film?
I see Ellen ... By: pinkglittergirl23. on 06 May 12, 00:44:32 I see Ellen DeGeneres in? stead of Dori :3
I wish they would ... By: Pinoypower06. on 05 May 12, 17:32:04 I wish they would make a Finding Nemo 2, but they? already found Nemo........
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One of the Greatest minds of this time , a freethinker and philosopher waaaaaaay ahead of his time doing what he does best ...The great comedian and actor reflects his views on drugs and pot. Although Carlin always favored an individual opinion, i dont believe any1 else can do any more justice to this topic. just to let you know not every potheads a mess :P
lol, your? just ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 30 May 12, 14:13:00 lol, your? just trying to back up all the bullshit you said. You dont have a fucking clue of what your talking about, just trying to get people mad. -----> You are a fag troll, go fuck yourself.
Eh...yeah, that's ... By: LoopeyStranger. on 30 May 12, 10:07:13 Eh...yeah, that's what I was saying.?
not really. its ... By: minimalmatrix1. on 30 May 12, 05:08:06 not really. its pretty funny? watching you spell check my comments? tho and trying to get credibility off it after getting all mad about george carlin
did you notice that ... By: janghyesuk. on 30 May 12, 04:41:06 did you notice that you misspelled? "retarded". Irony is a bitch, huh?
aw you must have ... By: minimalmatrix1. on 30 May 12, 04:28:55 aw you must have add. theres so many retarted kids in america. my point of view is not one with the masses because apparently im the only one who isnt all about this guy and want to suck his cock. and from this video i now know your all retarted. i know nothing about this guy. and based off of what i just watched. i can easily? say i know crackhead bums that are more entertaining. and also my point of view is that everyones getting so MAD at what im saying its so funny.
what dose this ... By: Smartass012. on 30 May 12, 03:49:50 what dose this ashole know about genectics or the mind? there hi asheavers&dreamers&vigionarys with lazzy low life parents&viseversa.
You said you have a ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 30 May 12, 02:17:40 You said you have a point of view about him that doesnt go along with the masses, now your saying your point of view is you dont know anything about him. You dont know anything about him, yet you know crackhead bums more entertaining....Everything you said makes no fucking sense= You are a fag troll, dont? bother replying.
Atheism? Is Funny.
... By: bprice144. on 30 May 12, 01:25:26 Atheism? Is Funny.
youtube /watch?v=F6IXhXmpg5k
my point of view is ... By: minimalmatrix1. on 30 May 12, 01:03:09 my point of view is that i dont know about him hahahahahaha. i was saying who is this guy and why do people care about what he? said.
Didnt answer troll, ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 30 May 12, 00:03:04 Didnt answer troll, How? could you have a point of view about him if you dont know who he is?
Yes because you can ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 30 May 12, 00:01:40 Yes because you can pick up my tone through? the text. Stop trying to be cool fucko
And you just said ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 29 May 12, 23:35:24 And you just said you dont know who he? is so how could you have a point of view about him?
Your trying to? ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 29 May 12, 23:32:47 Your trying to? make people who like George Carlin mad by talking bullshit about him= You are a fag troll.
right anyone? with ... By: minimalmatrix1. on 29 May 12, 23:26:43 right anyone? with a point of view that doesnt go along with the masses is a troll. TROLL IS GO!
Dont feed? this ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 29 May 12, 22:35:24 Dont feed? this troll.
Poppy, yes, but its ... By: psilocybinetic W.. on 29 May 12, 22:33:48 Poppy, yes, but its too addicting to fuck with, but Earth provides a remedy for? it with entheogens like peyote, which helps with addiction more than the federal govt. would ever care to look in to. As for Salvia, dont fuck with the really concentrated shit.
maaann when was ... By: highfive96. on 29 May 12, 22:14:19 maaann when was that? jon Stewart? is so young...
so is poppy flowers ... By: fuckmycunt99. on 29 May 12, 20:37:12 so is poppy flowers, coca leaves, and? salvia
Is that Jon Stewart ... By: GIURION. on 29 May 12, 13:30:49 Is that Jon Stewart as well? Holy? shit.
These LOSERS are ... By: steroidsR4losers. on 29 May 12, 22:49:30 These LOSERS are leading kids down the? wrong path by using STEROIDS and? other DRUGS.
Lift weights/play sports WITHOUT doing DRUGS.
Stay natural buddy!
1:24 Sado Face.? By: samuraidf. on 28 May 12, 19:41:44 1:24 Sado Face.?
1:17 fuzzy got laid ... By: fckdahlloff. on 28 May 12, 02:58:35 1:17 fuzzy got laid last? night lol
0:16 lmao. ohh no ... By: willsmafie. on 27 May 12, 10:28:43 0:16 lmao. ohh no more please. oh god no more please?
nice? . By: jubyvera662. on 27 May 12, 03:34:03 nice? .
1:16 "Heard you ... By: SuperStupidcomment. on 27 May 12, 02:01:18 1:16 "Heard you got? laid last night" LMAO
turn video off...? ... By: zisvilla. on 26 May 12, 11:34:26 turn video off...? could be porn !
1.12 arnold looks ... By: thuggishasian08. on 26 May 12, 00:13:38 1.12 arnold looks like timmy from? south park
ferigno seems like ... By: TheGezzabell. on 25 May 12, 20:55:16 ferigno seems like a? bullied idiot!
Mmmm dat dianabol? ... By: asenchenkov. on 25 May 12, 20:02:42 Mmmm dat dianabol? :D
ARNOLD!!? ARNOLD!! ... By: starwin2000. on 25 May 12, 15:01:13 ARNOLD!!? ARNOLD!! ARNOLD!!!
1:41? like a boss By: RaveAllstars76. on 22 May 12, 00:54:44 1:41? like a boss
Monsters among? men ... By: StruttinStrayCat. on 21 May 12, 19:12:37 Monsters among? men...
hey all, just? ... By: AmmanValleyFreakOuts. on 21 May 12, 16:29:23 hey all, just? found? this video, check it out!
/watch?v=QEtyoPPraFQ
lmaoo? By: Jaysizzon. on 21 May 12, 09:41:44 lmaoo?
is this? Arnold's ... By: adolwulf927. on 21 May 12, 03:27:35 is this? Arnold's youtube account?
Pause Ahhh? Ahhh By: 4g63awdbeast. on 20 May 12, 14:12:13 Pause Ahhh? Ahhh
porno*
? By: Eduardo Brito. on 19 May 12, 22:05:10 porno*
?
the music sounds ... By: Eduardo Brito. on 19 May 12, 22:04:48 the music sounds like vintage pornal lol
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Acessem o blog ... By: justthings00. on 19 May 12, 19:10:15 Acessem o blog bbuildingg.blogspot.com.br para? ver fotos, dicas, videos e muito mais sobre boydbuilding caso se interessem, inscrevam-se no canal, atualizações diárias no blog e no canal, fiquem por dentro. Obrigado !
heres a? present
... By: mgmt0. on 19 May 12, 18:52:38 heres a? present
what are you crazy
hahahahahah
the sort of ... By: Benzir14. on 19 May 12, 08:47:15 the sort of determination loua has here makes me wonder why he ever quit?
Latest comments made on this video:
By: Rawrasaurusxoxo. on 30 May 12, 07:26:03
He didn't? wear any watch?
By: Behnyb. on 29 May 12, 23:38:26
Ripped off Coldplay's? Yellow Awesome
By: 95minimicro. on 28 May 12, 23:34:06
how does he sing any of his? music with a straight face?
By: ItchyClickfinger. on 27 May 12, 03:02:41
Our genitals are Juliet ,? our hands are Romeo ...
By: Quinton Young. on 26 May 12, 06:05:03
This videos better then porn?
By: schnellfingerjoe. on 23 May 12, 14:49:31
spoiler?
By: gilosan100. on 23 May 12, 05:09:18
Lol almost all song is masturbation puns?
By: Mickk4224. on 23 May 12, 01:20:54
She's gonna play country on? the clitare, tonight. Omg lol
By: weasel4915. on 23 May 12, 00:37:55
maybe because this is an obvious? coldplay parody
By: Histeroneurastenia. on 23 May 12, 00:29:21
I love Coldplay, but your video and lyric? are hilarious!
By: solanumplanet. on 22 May 12, 21:05:12
i take my time everytime on this song as well as on E=MC Vagina, and, nearly forgot it: 2girls one cup?
By: UbsrajSie. on 22 May 12, 12:59:17
With the five finger? army we invade our pants ;D best
By: randomvidguyable. on 20 May 12, 19:10:16
the description? itself is an oxymoron
By: johauHAU. on 20 May 12, 13:00:07
"Be a vagina DJ"...Nuff said.?
By: ThePspdog98. on 19 May 12, 15:20:59
listening to this on infinite? loop while on /b/. So good
By: spoziscool. on 19 May 12, 10:30:16
Hahaha Jon Lajoe is a classic comedian please keep making? videos
By: awesomobeast. on 18 May 12, 22:30:43
*CUNTry*?
By: Pottermaniaco1008. on 18 May 12, 08:18:22
definitely...the? best!
By: Xenotrackz. on 16 May 12, 23:28:55
huooauaullaaabaluuaasasghdfasghdfashgd?
By: theh8rz. on 16 May 12, 04:37:43
she's? gonna play country on the clitar tonight. HAHAHAHA
By: blessed871129. on 13 May 12, 14:47:49
omfg it sounded serious then i heard "masturbate" omg? i almost fell off my chair
By: LucasKofficial. on 11 May 12, 15:12:17
LOL CLASSIC!!!?
By: rab3ar. on 09 May 12, 22:41:04
Thought this was going to be? a serious song but then... To Masturbaaaaaattteeeeee
By: omarsalem91. on 09 May 12, 20:01:59
There's not much to it. The video showed him walking out a theater showing The Wrestler. Marissa Tomei stars in it as a stripper? mom and you get to see her boobies. That's all there is. He was just alluding to boobies.