I think his ... By: Exiles800. on 08 Jan 12, 23:31:23 I think his greatest quality is ugly truth - as irreverent as it is. Bill Hicks may have lacked a fear of God but he made up for it in wicked comic insight and disdain. It would be cool if the acts he mocked were haunted by his microphone sounds if they ever attempted? to play a stage he once played.
Well you have no ... By: der363Productions. on 22 Dec 11, 00:30:48 Well you have no sense in? humor then. It's called satire. This guy was a fucking legend.
No disrespect to ... By: stivaro. on 14 Dec 11, 09:01:37 No disrespect to the guy but I honestly didn't lol even once. :/ Wait, I did at 0:23 where I misheard him? and thought he said something else. lol
You are a dummy? ... By: PktMma. on 05 Jan 12, 22:31:43 You are a dummy? and a sociopath. You fit the definition of a conservative perfectly.
What? the fuck? By: Robocrat. on 26 Mar 11, 17:01:25 What? the fuck?
we allowed everyone ... By: EdTheBadass. on 28 Feb 11, 15:29:05 we allowed everyone to smoke themselves to near-death state and then, when finally all stoners are satisfied, restart the civilization
Thus need to smoke weed is simply your childish desire, a whim. Grow some balls and constrain yourself
btw,Killing and beating is not unnatural too. It is essential part of nature. Why the hell we outlawed that? I could go - your jokes are lame - pow! roundhouse kick in face. My humor taste is more? important becasue I can kick your ass. Natural selection bitch!
well, there is an ... By: EdTheBadass. on 28 Feb 11, 15:24:14 well, there is an easy answer on marijuana.
See in ancient times there was no restriction on anything..
Oh, even indians in south America - they could? get high 24/7 on coca fruits.
But they didn't? Why? Becasue being high is counter productive and if the process goes on for long enough it will surely destroy the group or society.
Nowdays most things are oulawed, becasue benefits from continuing progress, researches etc are BY FAR greater, than if
For you people who ... By: edwardmazhar. on 15 May 12, 03:44:25 For you people who decided to watch? the entire video and in reference to Khan's Twilight "joke"
No doubt! Bloody ... By: edwardmazhar. on 15 May 12, 03:40:08 No doubt! Bloody hack? comedian.
wheres the? ... By: Aussieshepherds123. on 19 Nov 11, 01:53:47 wheres the? hilarious part -.-
Rowan Atkinson giving the fans what they want... some of the funniest comedy.
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XD seekh kebabs? ... By: harmingl. on 23 May 12, 21:06:32 XD seekh kebabs? shami kebabs and raita's lols
His amazing? By: 329danial. on 23 May 12, 14:16:26 His amazing?
Just? some ... By: ReeceandtheHamster. on 07 Apr 12, 11:45:44 Just? some poppadoms and salad and yoghurt and shit
It's amazing that ... By: MyTPretor. on 28 Mar 12, 18:12:24 It's amazing that he can do this with hardly any probs on the stage. And all that without any grin.^^
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bagus
? By: punkymantv. on 26 Mar 12, 02:16:18 bagus
?
PROBABLY!!
THAT,? ... By: XxpianistxX17. on 20 Mar 12, 18:38:47 PROBABLY!!
THAT,? would be a movie id go see!! :D
PROBABLY!!
THAT,... ... By: XxpianistxX17. on 20 Mar 12, 18:38:26 PROBABLY!!
THAT,... would? be a movie id go see!! :D
i think you have ... By: ActionJUK1. on 09 Mar 12, 16:36:59 i think you have missed the point here. Just because he is doing a bad? comedy accent. The jokes are really about the English!
Maybe leave commenting on humour to those who actually understand it.
Firstly, it's wrong ... By: paddy110287. on 27 Jan 12, 14:44:57 Firstly, it's wrong to say the truth is always? ignored..it's out there you just have to find it, secondly I will not find it funny as I'm in the debt, it's funny how you think your economy is immune to being in debt but don't forget to remember ''the truth'' about the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis..if you don't know what that is you can Google it cause I fell you're full of shit..have a nice day.
of course the truth ... By: dartenian1974. on 27 Jan 12, 12:19:02 of course the truth is? always ignored paddy, u will find it funny that euro zone including UK in debt, hahahahahahaha
This is very funny ... By: smokey0363. on 24 Jan 12, 15:01:00 This is very funny but th 'Goodness Gracious Me' team did a much funnier variant. It was a crowd of Asians going for an 'English' and ordering food "..the blander the better..."! The English waiter, 'John' certainly got it in? the neck!
A true comedy ... By: MetallicatesJustice. on 22 Jan 12, 15:41:35 A true comedy genius? indeed!
11 peoples have no ... By: abaysura. on 07 Jan 12, 18:09:13 11 peoples have no sense? of hummor.. :D
After reading your ... By: paddy110287. on 01 Jan 12, 00:31:20 After reading your comment I find it? more funny.
This is to all ... By: dartenian1974. on 24 Dec 11, 07:49:30 This is to all English making fun of Indians, know this that its because of the riches and money you have looted from India and Asia u are enjoying now, it only goes to prove that u are not a honest society and that ur monarchy and govt are all thieves.
Once people stop caring about the colour of your skin caucasians and their mannerisms will become? jokes for every one.
He is just too ... By: punchoo. on 09 Dec 11, 13:07:15 He is just too hilarious!!!? hahahha
: Yes you are? ... By: SuperJKBoss. on 14 Sep 11, 16:00:56 : Yes you are? right. Her name is Sunetra Sastry
: Yes you are right ... By: SuperJKBoss. on 14 Sep 11, 16:00:53 : Yes you are right. Her name is Sunetra Sastry ?
I imagine that ... By: kuz4b. on 07 Aug 11, 21:58:37 I imagine that would provide enough cover to protect him from the politically correct nut jobs. Rowan crashed his McLaren F1 road car on thursday, into a tree where it caught on fire. I? dont know if that last bit was relevant either.
dont know if this ... By: shombuddho33. on 07 Aug 11, 19:05:41 dont know if this is relevant -- but his? wife's indian, i think
a white man ... By: kuz4b. on 24 Jul 11, 01:21:23 a white man telling? indian jokes.. genius.
Since? when has Jim ... By: XxD4rkM4gicianxX. on 15 Jul 11, 08:07:07 Since? when has Jim Carey been funny? Jim Carey just makes weird face expressions that makes me feel at unease. Rowan Atkinson is true genious.
atkinson? is a ... By: rsobhee. on 13 Jul 11, 00:16:07 atkinson? is a great comedian.. but jim carrey is simply someone of another level...on steoroids or something...
Is he making fun of ... By: DeadlyDreamerX. on 11 Jul 11, 09:02:55 Is he making fun of Indians or Arabs? Because, that's not how Arab talk. ?
he got brilliant? ... By: MrFeelgreat86. on 25 Jun 11, 09:24:52 he got brilliant? idea.....
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Funny shit? By: crimsonmonieful. on 16 Dec 11, 06:27:14 Funny shit?
Ellen is a genius.? By: Kdbe98. on 02 Nov 11, 15:16:02 Ellen is a genius.?
whatever he? was, ... By: TheBubbadub. on 13 Aug 11, 01:29:46 whatever he? was, he was funny
his name is Rhod ... By: ViciousSeacow. on 12 Aug 11, 00:43:24 his name is Rhod Gilbert and he is? welsh
but I did see? some ... By: TheBubbadub. on 19 Oct 10, 03:43:47 but I did see? some skit on here that was hilarious, some british guy talking about how his luggage was missing, dont know his name, but he was funny
joe rogan? really?? ... By: TheBubbadub. on 19 Oct 10, 03:42:45 joe rogan? really???? so yeah, I never heard of any of them guys.. but i know you heard of these guys ...Mitch hedgeburgh-george carlin-andrew dice clay-kat williams-chris rock-dave chapelle-dane cook-daniel tosh-adam sandler-jonah hill-seth rogan-eddie murphy-richard? prior..you could name thousands, I could name millions.that you can actually understand and that are funny
lol my teeth? i ... By: mortylad. on 18 Oct 10, 22:51:38 lol my teeth? i never understood that one ..... and you never seen peter kay , billy connerly, mitchell and webb , frankie? boylle , lee mack , jimmy carr , tim minchin , james corben , lee mack , i could name thousands .... how many you got ehhhhhh ... err none ,, well not that ever made to hollywood well except maybe joe rogan
no, im American..I ... By: TheBubbadub. on 18 Oct 10, 13:52:21 no, im American..I was born in America and I live in america..that makes me American, not? British at all..I don't think Ellen is funny either, but I've never seen a comedian from Britain that I thought was funny either..soooo..go eat some Cadbury and rot your teeth haha
why would i be mad ... By: mortylad. on 17 Oct 10, 15:40:26 why would i be mad that im not American? and? if your white then your of British descendant anyway dumb ass
dont be mad you ... By: TheBubbadub. on 17 Oct 10, 02:17:51 dont be mad you aint american,? its ok
was is? just me or ... By: mortylad. on 03 Oct 10, 11:54:12 was is? just me or did other people think this was boring and shit ,,,,,, this just shows how easily Americans are amused.......... " hahaha SHINY THINGS ARE FUNNY" .....
ellen degeneres...? ... By: SHARKOON752. on 17 Aug 10, 16:57:15 ellen degeneres...? funny stuff
Jim Norton at the AVN Adult Movie Awards St. 2007
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Jim Norton is a ... By: RolandDeschain1. on 21 May 12, 09:44:24 Jim Norton is a comedy genius. But? he is far funnier live and off-the-cuff on O&A than in his stand-up.
if? ur gonna do a ... By: drunkNbored9. on 16 May 12, 13:07:22 if? ur gonna do a chip joke u need to start it with tssstsss or sumpthin
yeah, because YOU ... By: Richie Rico. on 20 Apr 12, 02:42:18 yeah, because YOU and more youtubers commented Jim's not funny than is funny...he's obviously not funny..lol. Great logic. You're that annoying type of person that thinks your? opinion is right. Sorry you don't get Jim, brah. I'll await your witty comeback trying to set me in my place...EL-OH-EL.
This crowd? sucks. By: willsheive. on 19 Apr 12, 15:32:27 This crowd? sucks.
Also, I'm watching ... By: RHCPfan458. on 05 Apr 12, 09:01:27 Also, I'm watching this because I had heard Jim Norton was funny. Obviously he's not. Why don't you read down through all the comments and get a measure of how many people said this sucked? and how many liked it, I'm sure it will enlighten you.
Also take note that the people who didn't think it was funny will often speak more intelligently than those who liked it.
Again you fail to ... By: RHCPfan458. on 05 Apr 12, 08:58:56 Again you fail to understand simple concepts. An internet tough guy is someone who is extremely hateful and vulgar and makes threatening comments despite the fact that neither of? us knows where the other lives. But in your idea of the internet tough guy YOU started being the "tough guy". I just basically quoted you back by calling you a retard then you wrote back and insulted me another 3 times. And who was talking about literacy? I called you a retard.
Again you are obviously less than 17 y/o
If I want to be I ... By: as2114eva. on 05 Apr 12, 04:37:12 If I want to be I could be more literate than you would even understand Internet tough guy. You would? not understand this however because you get off on fucking with dumbass teenagers who give a shit about what you think good for you pussy. By the way why are you watching a video just to talk shit about it I wish I had that kind of free time virgin.
Do you know how the ... By: RHCPfan458. on 04 Apr 12, 13:48:21 Do you know how the internet works? Do you know how many nations with internet there are around the world? No I'm not canadian fuck nuts, and I'm also not the only one to tell you you are dumb if you think this is even slightly funny, if you find it hilarious you? are a 12-16 year old with severe mental retardation.
You wouldn't know ... By: as2114eva. on 04 Apr 12, 03:41:51 You wouldn't know funny if it raped you in the face. Shit ur prly? canadian pussy
No you're just the ... By: RHCPfan458. on 03 Apr 12, 18:33:25 No you're just the only one? sexually immature enough to give a shit.
If you find? this ... By: RHCPfan458. on 03 Apr 12, 18:32:00 If you find? this funny you're a retard.
HES BETTER ON? o&a ... By: J22rudyp. on 21 Mar 12, 02:28:01 HES BETTER ON? o&a LOL
"I don't know bitch ... By: mynamearekid. on 18 Mar 12, 11:19:51 "I don't know bitch cause I'm a faggot".... this is most likely true. Either way, Jim? Norton is so awkward. I'm surprised he gets work
horrible? comic By: irecordeverthing. on 29 Feb 12, 04:30:57 horrible? comic
Nice spelling? by ... By: intresselwetrust. on 07 Feb 12, 23:38:02 Nice spelling? by the way. "Fucken"?? Maybe you should have went to english class instead of reading the urban dictionary!!
$100 says you are ... By: intresselwetrust. on 07 Feb 12, 23:36:43 $100 says you are White, and trying to be? hip by talking black. I wish a real black guy would beat you up and steal your wallet.
am i the? only that ... By: TheGreggiraldo. on 04 Feb 12, 07:13:17 am i the? only that noticed what happened between 4:16 AND 4:19 ?
please, i've heard ... By: carlo88moe. on 03 Feb 12, 19:13:26 please, i've heard way more lurid and creative shit, and i love norton's other material like his special(s), most of this just isnt funny-kinda too aggressive and angry,? which usually he can find the balance with great, but here its more abrasive than funny
fucking hilarious? ... By: GumTheHoagie. on 16 Jan 12, 08:07:39 fucking hilarious? man, exactly.
Which is ironic, ... By: Monkeyman2357. on 14 Jan 12, 06:56:45 Which is ironic, because he DOESN'T find? himself funny, and he IS a sexually repressed retard; so your logic is actually airtight.
meh. not? that ... By: cheeseyfosheezy. on 05 Jan 12, 04:15:14 meh. not? that funny.
looks at? those ... By: oasisbeyond. on 03 Jan 12, 12:29:54 looks at? those stupid bitches.
Wow, Jimmy looks ... By: dogshittaco24. on 16 Dec 11, 16:48:38 Wow, Jimmy looks really good here! He looks healthy and fitter than I'm used to seeing him.? Very nice!
4:16 women's ... By: g0nz0. on 19 Nov 11, 22:57:41 4:16 women's natural bla bla bla bla? bla bla on your forehead, just start grinding...
he has small man ... By: maxgunn555. on 21 Oct 11, 00:21:04 he has small man and small dick syndrome. watch his jesse ventura video he's a douche. and you sound a bit of one by your dumb ass comment.?
He get's? better... ... By: ChinoLayne9. on 21 May 12, 04:30:10 He get's? better..., he just does bad deliveries in this one.. Look up one of his shows from this year
man this nigga? wack By: spidertherapper. on 21 May 12, 04:06:40 man this nigga? wack
is he like? drunk, ... By: Divinesniperify. on 02 May 12, 03:43:36 is he like? drunk, high, or both?
people just dont ... By: 15VCfan. on 26 Apr 12, 01:55:37 people just dont understand why it is funny. Its not necasarily his jokes its the way hes acting and saying the jokes. If he said it in his normal voice? it wouldnt be that funny.
be is funny asshole ... By: dbhupinder91. on 06 Mar 12, 19:03:31 be is funny asshole..listen properly..he is acting..its? stage stand up comdey..
People can't just? ... By: TheDukeOfFall. on 05 Mar 12, 00:25:31 People can't just? throw a mentally handicapped person up on stage and laugh at them... That's messed up...
Why the? hell is ... By: artoprecords. on 23 Feb 12, 11:47:22 Why the? hell is everybody laughin'?
is this guy fuckin ... By: xXXSpekSkaterXXx. on 29 Jan 12, 06:20:06 is this guy fuckin retarted.. ?? not even funny.
this fella? is bad. By: JmQuinn87. on 19 Jan 12, 02:54:58 this fella? is bad.
shitty stand-up? By: StuckingFupid. on 26 Dec 11, 13:05:13 shitty stand-up?
AYO IF YOU CAN BE ... By: flipzz101. on 13 Dec 11, 17:09:05 AYO IF YOU CAN BE FUNNY STILL BE A LADIES MAN AND NOT RUIN YOUR APPEARANCE YOUR THE MAN. MITCH? IS THE MAN YO.
this guy? fucking ... By: Rickrossboss57. on 08 Dec 11, 02:54:39 this guy? fucking sucks
he's not? retarded, ... By: rigogino. on 06 Dec 11, 07:46:43 he's not? retarded, thats his act
this is so terrible ... By: sifs4. on 06 Dec 11, 00:34:27 this is so terrible.. I didn't laugh once....?
I don't? know why, ... By: erockexit. on 15 Nov 11, 04:46:22 I don't? know why, but I just clicked the 'like' button
So? you're implying ... By: obsoletefloppy. on 30 Oct 11, 21:48:05 So? you're implying that that audience has IQ in single digits?
Wow... I actually ... By: KuroiiTenshii. on 21 Oct 11, 16:39:45 Wow... I actually never said? this on YT since I am a member... but... GIVE ME MY MINUTES BACK!
This 7 year? old ... By: Frank4ter. on 17 Oct 11, 00:19:42 This 7 year? old matured very quickly, but couldn't out grow his baby voice.
Funny Stand Up ... By: Neumanncomedy65. on 13 Oct 11, 17:28:53 Funny Stand Up Comedy
Neumann, your Favorite mailman is at it again.? Doing stand up and is funnier than ever. Click, watch and like. Don't forget to comment. Thank You All.
is? it just me or ... By: gameplayer634. on 13 Oct 11, 02:18:09 is? it just me or does move like a robot
lol i think he was ... By: DietGrape. on 09 Sep 11, 01:42:51 lol i think he was funny in a retard way. "They're always so like...? NOOO!"
Is he acting ... By: oOJampisOo. on 08 Sep 11, 20:27:26 Is he acting retarded as part of his character or is? he in fact retarded... like for real?
Everyone has his or ... By: Oliver1993Raab. on 25 Aug 11, 20:50:36 Everyone has his or her topic? to talk about- He always talks about sex and Russel Peters always about race. If this isn't anyones type of humor DON't FUCKING WATCH IT!! XD
it isnt funny to ... By: Zvone8989. on 24 Aug 11, 23:43:12 it isnt funny to laugh at a? mental condition....(im reffering to this guy being totally retarded)
2:31 -? almost woke ... By: ChoPhilly13. on 15 Jan 12, 01:39:39 2:31 -? almost woke people up in my house laughing so hard XD
boringggggggggggg? By: intimidator001. on 30 Oct 10, 09:21:10 boringggggggggggg?
This guys sucks? By: jayxette20. on 20 Oct 10, 02:50:53 This guys sucks?
I know!:D? By: MaliceAlina. on 10 Apr 10, 13:29:03 I know!:D?
i think pablo ... By: RumblyDragoon. on 14 Nov 09, 02:57:40 i think pablo francisco and gabriel iglesias are the 2? best comedians they do hilarious voices
ROFLLLLLLL? By: Xxalik88xX. on 23 Oct 09, 04:38:43 ROFLLLLLLL?
WOW this? is soooo ... By: BurndinTheGreat. on 10 Sep 09, 02:42:44 WOW this? is soooo fucnny LOL...never gets old!
me, i`m second X) X ... By: Palacio1mk. on 21 Aug 09, 18:00:00 me, i`m second X) X)X)) Pablo`s the? best , love from Macedonia x)
sorry babe i got a ... By: lovemeorhateme463. on 05 Apr 12, 03:13:19 sorry babe i got a life but i have my opinion i just said i find the video disrespectful i didnt say any other bullshit so u need to get a like and? stop replying to me im not gon lie i had laughed at k=jokes that involve weight but she went to far so de me a favor and stfu thank u bye
get a life will u!! ... By: tetao123. on 24 Feb 12, 03:14:10 get a life will u!!! its countless, the? amount of times people make fun of fat people. EVEN U, i am sure u have laughed at least once at a fat person in ur life!!!
you are not "big" ... By: ivoandsumi. on 14 Jan 12, 06:26:45 you are not "big" you are fucking fat you? are disgusting you are no medium
it's not about ... By: manguito3com. on 16 Dec 11, 00:59:02 it's not about being skinny or fat? like? people call it! it's about havin fun and joking about life at all means.
this lady is awsome ... By: 1deathmetalfriek1. on 07 Dec 11, 21:54:02 this lady is awsome!?
i find dis very ... By: lovemeorhateme463. on 25 Nov 11, 22:46:20 i find dis very insulting idc wat anybody else think idc if it iz a joke but she have no right joking about skinny i luv bein skinnie i can tell u dat now so its? watever it obvious dat she haves issues
Look chick, I dont ... By: jasb673. on 05 Aug 11, 03:13:50 Look chick, I dont know what your obsession with weight and different sizes? is, but all she was doing wad JOKING. Your the one that doesn't seem to get it. Your obviously just a shallow sad human being who can only see the value of people by their outward appearance. You may be a size zero, but you personality is disgusting. Maybe you should stop examing yourself so much in the mirror and start examing why your so unlikable...
why ! cant she u ... By: MsGawjussme. on 02 Aug 11, 18:57:38 why ! cant she u see ! she is being rude t skinny people and what she did wasnt eveny funny ! she has issues ! she cant joke about pple sizes ! she? isnt a beauty queen either she will die to have my size zero and she is the one with issues
Why all the hate? ... By: jasb673. on 01 Aug 11, 23:21:23 Why all the hate? All she was doing was trying to? be funny and have a good time. You have issues...
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ... By: MsGawjussme. on 24 Jul 11, 08:11:52 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU fat bitch ! u go suck fat from ur? arse to look human ! u look like a fucking hippo ! bitch honey sorry !!! ur not medium ! dont fool ur self !
ppl can be? so evil ... By: sonamybaby102. on 25 May 11, 21:47:20 ppl can be? so evil and mindless =/
Oh I swear.. Why do ... By: W3NDY23. on 17 Apr 11, 20:08:27 Oh I swear.. Why do these comedies always cause discussions about being 'fat', 'skinny', 'in shape' or whatever?? It is comedy, dont feel offended by what she's saying! I think she's a? riot!!
besides this is a ... By: XxXwolfyxXxryijinxXx. on 15 Apr 11, 21:37:21 besides this is a comedy, its to? make people laugh
such comment all ... By: XxXwolfyxXxryijinxXx. on 15 Apr 11, 21:36:35 such comment all about fat people... dear god. of course people with military bodies probably dont realize that there are naturally fat people that are very healthy, i agree nobody should be sitting around being lazy eating on their computer all day, but there are skinny people who do that as well. and for procedures, im sure some people can get procedures but there are? some people that cannot afford it, in fact i believe most people cannot afford it.
Upset and irked are ... By: kyleguyhighspeed. on 06 Apr 11, 10:18:08 Upset and irked are not all that different. Oh, and you brought me into it as soon as you started replying t my comments. Also, your picture on? your channel shows that you got a chubby face. I'm assuming that picture is you since it would be weird to have another person's picture. Chubby? This is not a big issue for me at all. This is actually quite funny and gives me something to laugh about. There shouldn't be fat people. People are suppose to take care of the body they have.
irked and upset are ... By: sirenalol. on 06 Apr 11, 00:48:18 irked and upset are two different things. how would you know if im fat or not? why bring anything to do with me into this? i havent brought out anyhting agianst you...and again, i didnt know you felt so strongly against? fat people, if i had i wouldnt have commented on your thing because all that is leading to is you throwing more punches at fat people and now me...so dueces, oh but thanks for serving in the military
Are you stupid or ... By: kyleguyhighspeed. on 05 Apr 11, 13:26:44 Are you stupid or something? You just admitted within your own comment that it did bother you and upset you. I can't tell that you actually put some thought in to your post. You're just angry because you're fat yourself. You knew with the first post you were stirring up trouble. Get off the computer and go lose some weight for once. Stop? spending all day on youtube and eating Cheetos.You probably weigh more than me.
i never said i was ... By: sirenalol. on 05 Apr 11, 10:14:28 i never said i was upset, only? at the prospect of you upsetting other people, i also was not aware i stirred up trouble? and good for you for liking your body, all my point was that i find is irking that others like to degrade others on youtube comments...so i did THINK before i POSTED, i just didn't know you may have been riled up by an opposing view on this topic...my bad
As an American I ... By: kyleguyhighspeed. on 05 Apr 11, 03:20:34 As an American I have freedom of speech, so I? may post as I please. If fat people are offended than they could lose weight. I can honestly say being fat is wrong. Being a fat, nasty slob is gluttony. I'm in shape and love my Army body, It's great looking in the mirror seeing such n shape individual. You're upset with my comment and you don't think I should have posted it. Well you didn't have to respond and stir up trouble. You asked for this by responding. So THINK before you POST!!!
er, no need to get ... By: sirenalol. on 05 Apr 11, 02:19:42 er, no need to get pissed? and no need to lead an advance on "fat" people. focus on your body if you're that concerened, other people will learn how to deal with theirs, if their "fat" then they'll have to figure out their own way, leaving comments on peoples bodies and? what size they should be is degrading to them, making some one feel bad is awful and terrible, i also didnt feed you any bullshit...so no offense
I've seen plenty in ... By: kyleguyhighspeed. on 05 Apr 11, 01:22:51 I've seen plenty in shape comedians make it through a routine without being out of breath. Don't give me that bullshit, people shouldn't be fat. There's no excuse for obesity at all. People can eat healthier and workout. For the RARE few people that have a disorder where they can't help it, they can help themselves by getting on a program and get a procedure done. The people with disorders often overeat too because they feel hopeless with? weight loss. Gluttony is 1 of 7 deadly sins.
.....uh, why ... By: sirenalol. on 04 Apr 11, 23:27:22 .....uh, why shouldn't clothes go past large? and anybody would be breathing hard after doing a fairly long comedy routine, and no obese is not healthy, but some bigger people are perfectly healthy and not big from over eating? its just how their bodies work, so stop trolling on bigger people....it just makes you look mean
I can't help but ... By: kyleguyhighspeed. on 05 Feb 11, 17:10:25 I can't help but notice the heavy breathing from her big workout of talking. Fat is NOT sexy? or hot at all. Rolls all over the body is not natural. Clothing should not even go past large. Fat people should have to make their clothes.
some people are ... By: xX0MXN024Xx. on 21 Jul 10, 00:29:36 some people are attracted to skinny women and others are? attracted to larger women,it just depends on what your tastes are.
let me? ask u ... By: lachelle0580. on 20 Jul 10, 21:26:19 let me? ask u bonesarered what sexy about skinny women
Lol, funny. Any ... By: HillariousMassiveJoy. on 27 May 12, 07:55:54 Lol, funny. Any person who has an abortion? should burn in hell. An abortion is the same as killing a human being and anyone who has an abortion is limiting the baby's freedom and will to live. Why should a baby die for a screw up you made? After all a baby's soul is more pure than yours will ever be.
Moral of the story: If you don't want a baby, don't screw around.
I'm not some crazy religious person which is why I hope that every person who has an abortion dies a painful death.
"I'm alive, that's ... By: trufamoon. on 24 May 12, 20:17:02 "I'm alive, that's how the f*ck I'm doing!" That part? made me LOL!!!
I'm not for ... By: LittleMonstr16. on 22 May 12, 03:34:44 I'm not for abortion, but this was hilarious! People should just calm down and take it for? what it is, a joke
who said? that? IT ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 17 May 12, 19:23:46 who said? that? IT isn't a baby.
So murdering a? ... By: gamefreak692. on 16 May 12, 19:58:51 So murdering a? baby is OK?
lol your trying ... By: RedQueen112. on 14 May 12, 10:09:10 lol your trying this on? a vid which is pretty much pro-abortion. Good lucky my man hahaha
Go? to caseforlife( ... By: QuagZeldaFan. on 13 May 12, 01:24:46 Go? to caseforlife(.com); STOP abortion.
Thus Says The Lord ... By: HearTheTrumpetCall. on 25 Apr 12, 17:33:28 Thus Says The Lord Thus I tell you plainly, and though your hearts shall sink within your chests and tears shall come, it must be, for the sin of abortion is very grievous: For every fifty million babies slain at the? hands of men, I shall take the life of one billion of those who dwell upon the earth, who were in agreement! For they will not repent! Behold, even I shall bring calamity upon the millions who stood? idly by! I AM THE LORD. Trumpetcallofgodonline(.)com
Since went did pro- ... By: alonzo9772. on 20 Apr 12, 01:50:45 Since went did pro-choice meant skanky? Anti-choice people though are usually people that can't? get any in the first place.
So you want? to ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 02 Mar 12, 07:16:58 So you want? to silence people you don't agree with with huh? There's a reason people like you shouldn't be in charge. I think you're the one who's StupEd. Stupid.
"you're not going ... By: ApplausableGuy. on 01 Mar 12, 13:14:19 "you're not going to find a bunch of virgins in the? abortion rally" xD
You? say "someone" ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 29 Feb 12, 16:19:35 You? say "someone" when there isn't someone. Memo delivered.
FEED US SOME FETUS!? By: SHUTTHEFUCKUPBEOTCH. on 29 Feb 12, 02:50:56 FEED US SOME FETUS!?
so killing someone ... By: awesomekid141. on 26 Feb 12, 07:23:25 so killing someone is one of our freedoms? really? cause, i didn't get? the memo......
Why don't you two ... By: inclinevillagenv. on 24 Feb 12, 23:52:00 Why don't you two email each other and get the f***k off this channel?
I can agree with ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 23 Feb 12, 18:54:02 I can agree with that and i appreciate your debate. The fact of the matter is,? even if abortion is made illegal woman will still have them done. It's just one of those things that cannot be stopped which is where the bottom line choice comes into play.
he's not charged ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 23 Feb 12, 18:50:36 he's not charged with murder at all. it is vehicular manslaughter which is very different and? a lesser charge than actual homicide. and yes if you read the law the only thing illegal about a vehicular homicide pregnancy is how it was unlawfully terminated.
true, and also true ... By: debunker300. on 23 Feb 12, 15:44:03 true, and also true - the number of abortions performed for genuine cases of maternal health are infinitesimally small. a woman has a greater chance of winning the lottery than needing an abortion? to save her life.
so you're saying ... By: debunker300. on 23 Feb 12, 15:40:29 so you're saying that when a drunk driver kills a pregnant woman, he's? charged with one count of murder and one count of performing an illegal abortion?
The reason why it ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 23 Feb 12, 04:29:38 The reason why it is 2 counts of isn't because 2 people were killed. It is because 2 laws were broken.? The 1st being killing the mother. the 2nd being the unlawful termination of anothers fetus. An illegal abortion. not a manslaughter charge.
Third trimester ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 23 Feb 12, 04:07:35 Third trimester abortion is legal if the mother has health complications or? any kind.
if it's just a ... By: debunker300. on 22 Feb 12, 22:08:03 if it's just a fetus until birth, why is it that a drunk driver who kills a? pregnant mother gets charged with TWO counts of manslaughter? If it's just a fetus until birth, why are third-trimester abortions illegal?
I would replY but i ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 22 Feb 12, 20:53:40 I would replY but i don't know what you're talking about. Seems? you've had some comments removed.
It's not a baby. ... By: SimpleWashingtonian. on 22 Feb 12, 20:50:07 It's not a baby. IT? is a fetus that is unwanted due to whatever circumstance. Why do we have birthdays and not conception days? why do we get social security numbers when we're born and not conceived?
instead of sending ... By: debunker300. on 19 Feb 12, 14:49:33 instead of sending your kids to luis, why not just put them up for adoption? i'll never understand the pro-borts opposition to adoption. there are more people willing to adopt in the US than there are chidren to adopt....that's why americans are adopting chinese and jamaican babies at record levels. why not just have the kid, let it live, and put it up for adoption? 9 months of your life is nothng....you can go back to whoring around afterward.?
This? is pretty ... By: bishyalergmail. on 11 Aug 11, 01:30:07 This? is pretty damn funny.
he sucked off a ... By: drummerchris22. on 15 Apr 11, 00:13:50 he sucked off a sea? saw?
hes got a good ... By: skull9111. on 18 Jan 11, 02:19:00 hes got a good metal? voice
Hahahahah!!!!!? ... By: Litllesaw. on 06 Jun 10, 09:29:54 Hahahahah!!!!!? He's the best! xD
Your right that's ... By: navylaks2. on 29 Apr 10, 11:04:42 Your right that's why im asking you? what is funny, you express yourself right then why do you write there's no point discussing personal taste.
I like Paplos stuff i mean i have seen bad performers
I took advantage of ... By: 42317. on 28 Apr 10, 20:13:53 I took advantage of my? right to freedom of speech.
This is a comment section, so I wrote a comment.
Is that so paradoxical? :-)
Then why did you ... By: navylaks2. on 14 Apr 10, 12:16:24 Then why did you even comment on? it?
There's? no point ... By: 42317. on 14 Apr 10, 10:27:34 There's? no point discussing personal taste, is there?
Pablo is comming ... By: navylaks2. on 13 Apr 10, 08:11:01 Pablo is comming out with a new show this? years, it's gonna be great
Okay then what? is ... By: navylaks2. on 13 Apr 10, 08:10:07 Okay then what? is funny
first comment and ... By: therareone1. on 03 Sep 09, 02:20:38 first comment and this guys sucks so? bad
I miss him so much. ... By: vinishdo. on 26 May 12, 17:35:54 I miss him so much. In a tv interview, Chris Rock told the story that prior to Mr. Mac's performance, the audience had booed off a previous comic so bad that nobody wanted to go on, because they were a hard audience. ? So when Bernie Mac comes on and says, "I'm not scared of you...", it really supported his performance.
Oh, I miss this guy so much. I hope his family is healing.
I like his voice? ... By: PROGAM4R. on 26 May 12, 15:31:04 I like his voice? lol
I used to love Def ... By: bgord969. on 24 May 12, 21:49:36 I used to love Def Comedy Jam!!? Every Friday Night on HBO back in the mid 90's!! Those were the days!!
Rest In Peace ... By: brethart4life. on 20 May 12, 21:53:43 Rest In Peace BERNIE MAC! ?
I Bet I Could Get ... By: SurprizeTrickShotter. on 15 May 12, 23:35:29 I Bet I Could Get More Likes Here? Than Dislikes Up Therrre ^^^
lol. that? makes ... By: MasterOctagon. on 04 May 12, 13:41:57 lol. that? makes sense
why would anyone ... By: nofatchxplzthx. on 02 May 12, 19:53:21 why would anyone dislike this,? fucking racists
you know that's a ... By: degrassi4526. on 01 May 12, 20:02:12 you know that's a long time you take? the "for" off that muthafucka
Y'all women look ... By: Marquis Witcher. on 30 Apr 12, 02:23:54 Y'all women look good? look like a bacon And egg sandwich look good
it's 19 people now. ... By: Msindisi100. on 28 Apr 12, 14:46:53 it's 19 people now...lol..
?
One of the funniest ... By: jackluc18. on 26 Apr 12, 07:49:30 One of the funniest comedians of all-time!! Not 100% but I heard the performer on before Bernie was heckled to? shit and that is why Bernie kept doing that I'm not afraid of you muthafuckers
Da? Dick lol. By: EricWilke1141987. on 19 Apr 12, 05:28:12 Da? Dick lol.
Patch eye ... By: williamsmarcus123. on 09 Apr 12, 02:54:44 Patch eye motherfucker........... you broke leg son? of a bitch
TOOK DOWN? THE HOUSE By: ironskull57. on 07 Apr 12, 03:02:56 TOOK DOWN? THE HOUSE
Judge - Who are you ... By: Hatinonthehaters. on 05 Apr 12, 20:53:15 Judge - Who are you?
Bernie - Punk.
Bernie - Yo Honor! He killed that motherfucker. Shot him in the head 4 times, kicked him in the? face, I tried to call ya but the line was busy!
Bernie is fucking LEGEND. Gone so soon but left such an impact! RIP SIR!
pull my shit out, ... By: Hatinonthehaters. on 05 Apr 12, 20:46:24 pull my shit out, this whole room get dark ?
R.I.P TO A LEGEND? By: KushbudKilla. on 05 Apr 12, 17:30:36 R.I.P TO A LEGEND?
"ya ask her what ... By: RyMicTheKing. on 29 Mar 12, 04:47:04 "ya ask her what she doin' said: "OOOOHH NOTHIN'""....so that's where Mystikal got that from? ha
R.I.P.? :( By: DJHelsin. on 29 Mar 12, 02:14:35 R.I.P.? :(
Does pussy taste ... By: DruRoX. on 28 Mar 12, 22:16:25 Does pussy taste like pumpkin pie??
Don't ask me no question like that...I? ain't never had no PUMPKIN PIE.....KICK IT!
You don't ... By: mickthewack. on 26 Mar 12, 19:55:22 You don't understand.? I ain't scared of you muthafuckas!
if i pull my shit ... By: MrDLongone. on 26 Mar 12, 12:16:08 if i pull my shit out the whole room get dark? lol
If ecstasy makes ... By: Suriel1981. on 13 Mar 12, 22:09:09 If ecstasy makes you want to? fuck your own ass then just take some Rohypnol so you don't remember about doing it.
he isnt a comedian ? By: DrivenBlack. on 04 Mar 12, 06:36:36 he isnt a comedian ?
What's with all? ... By: ThePmhunt. on 29 Feb 12, 21:19:46 What's with all? the dislikes?
GTFO? By: vivelajonny. on 20 Feb 12, 12:19:27 GTFO?
Great vid...love ... By: theunknowndrunk. on 11 Feb 12, 12:48:58 Great vid...love for? you to visit addictionrecoveryproject.blogspot.com xoxoxo The Unknown Drunk
he needs to watch ... By: VIRTUALPOPAUDOM. on 07 Feb 12, 08:17:23 he needs to watch chris rock,? richard pryor, bernie mac and eddie murphy. this is some lame ass shit!!!
omg love it funny? ... By: bubblebuttmin1. on 01 Feb 12, 22:06:37 omg love it funny? shit! lol
GTFO bitch, no one ... By: singhisking853. on 28 Jan 12, 00:35:21 GTFO bitch, no one cares what you have to say. We came for Jamie motherfucking Foxx?
I think this guys ... By: VictorReyes09. on 22 Jan 12, 09:09:49 I think this guys better,in my opinion better material over all along with being? Clean!
watch?v=Ul8oGR2qchQ
paste after youtube. com
240p... we? meet ... By: sarbg35. on 16 Jan 12, 08:32:29 240p... we? meet again.
y'all are? some ... By: ThePunisherGames. on 06 Jan 12, 01:59:55 y'all are? some hating ass motherfuckers. this is funny as shit.
Yeah - he's a real ... By: damens. on 31 Dec 11, 18:28:44 Yeah - he's a real "try hard" as a stand up comedian, but I'm sure his inflated ego? makes him want to say he is a musician, actor, stand up comedian and probably player for the Chicago Bulls. He DOES want to fuck himself his "self love" is so great.
84 people are never ... By: TheGreggiraldo. on 30 Dec 11, 07:08:50 84 people are never taking? ecstasy again
legendary? comment! By: thordurinn. on 10 Dec 11, 03:05:42 legendary? comment!
watch this? when ... By: MrElectricyak. on 09 Dec 11, 08:55:28 watch this? when high
ironic because he? ... By: strayebyrd. on 15 Oct 11, 14:13:33 ironic because he? started in stand-up
How tha hell could ... By: CAKBABYLONSPORT. on 01 Oct 11, 11:13:38 How tha hell could i come from watching Bill Hicks to watching this? shit..
let me get back to watching some more bill hicks stuff.
i found it? funny. By: iamrainhawk. on 27 Jul 11, 02:21:24 i found it? funny.
oh man white people ... By: Jess808ification. on 17 Jul 11, 16:56:06 oh man white people and black people? are so different
lol jesus dude its ... By: thisnamealsotaken. on 18 Jun 11, 23:14:07 lol jesus dude its called COMEDY,? relax.
bill hicks? By: hollowedhope. on 10 Jun 11, 19:57:39 bill hicks?
i feel sorry for ... By: cowabungaduuuude. on 28 Apr 11, 14:09:46 i feel sorry for the guy who gets the mike next...?
jamie foxx ..stick? ... By: icon200. on 24 Mar 11, 20:37:27 jamie foxx ..stick? to acting jeeez
i feel bad for? him By: jordanfuckenrobson. on 24 Mar 11, 02:17:13 i feel bad for? him
l0l? fucking dying By: Lott0Jay. on 30 Nov 11, 00:42:45 l0l? fucking dying
I'm white.Start ... By: 6aokan. on 13 Sep 11, 23:52:52 I'm white.Start praising...that was? an ironical comment.
4 people who ... By: twillight66. on 21 Aug 11, 19:20:40 4 people who watched this video? are white
talented? spot ... By: crandallino. on 31 Jul 11, 07:56:49 talented? spot light guy
no,? he had a ... By: dannyboy785. on 11 Jul 11, 18:51:36 no,? he had a special on comedy central recently.... but it was horrible
u gotta watch? da ... By: crazyonthelow87. on 18 May 11, 04:20:36 u gotta watch? da whole movie to catch on..
3 people got fucked ... By: purewaterali. on 26 Apr 11, 02:02:45 3 people got fucked in the ass?
MAN WHERE U BEEN?? ... By: 4thill. on 25 Feb 11, 17:31:19 MAN WHERE U BEEN??
"Oh man these people had had me incarcerated over some things I had done in the past. BUT WHAT I FOUND IS, if i utilize? my talent, and my mind, I can grow as 1 human being. See thats where im at with mines. I think in order for us to grow we gotta learn to love the brother man and the other man. I think its very important to do that....basically what im tryna say is..U GOT $5 I CAN BORROW??"
LMFAO he made my ... By: TheLovepurple23. on 08 Feb 11, 03:52:26 LMFAO he made my night
" If you want? some ass you gone get some nasty ass" lol
i got to disagree, ... By: MemphisUndergroundEt. on 12 Oct 10, 21:44:02 i got to disagree, if u watch all of martin lawrences old stand ups and tv show u would know he is a very good comedian. to bad he doesnt? do stand up no more
WHY WERE THESE ... By: stupidmofucker. on 09 Oct 10, 10:37:58 WHY WERE THESE PEOPLE NOT DYING OF? LAUGHTER? OH MY GOD
ur so wrong sister, ... By: mj4lyfe2009. on 07 Aug 10, 16:14:06 ur so wrong sister, your so? wrong
PRT 2:
Dont ... By: MsBrownsta. on 19 Apr 10, 21:48:44 PRT 2:
Dont think that Lawrence is the 'BEST' as there are far greater actors and comedians...im not saying this out of spite or nastiness im just saying? as a a realist fan of comical films
PRT 1:
The point ... By: MsBrownsta. on 19 Apr 10, 21:47:31 PRT 1:
The point i was trying to make was that i dont believe in this particular clip Lawerence was funny. I have seen him in films such as? Bad Byz 1&2 + Big mommas house and thought he was brilliant....Just dont think stand up is his area
I understand and agree with the reality he gets his jokes 4rm...but i am arguing the way he depicts it is very cheap..poor..and in general not funny and it makes him sound dumb
its not just an ... By: msolano3467. on 18 Apr 10, 20:19:59 its not just an opinion your claiming that thinkin martin is funny correlates wit our inteligence level.. but your comments say more about your intelligence level hence your connecting comments wit his ability as a comedian...
but trust me you have to know where he's comin from to understand him and think he;s funny see the millions that love em and think hes the best RELATE to him we know that? all the shit he say comes from some truth we've experienced.. MARTIIIIIN is the BEST!!!
I'm sorry... you'r ... By: oliveirinha20. on 13 Apr 10, 22:06:50 I'm sorry... you'r right...
But you shouldn't? call me dumb anyway.
I'm sorry...
well you finding ... By: MsBrownsta. on 11 Apr 10, 18:36:51 well you finding these 'jokes' funny says? alot about your
intellegence level
And p.s im entilted to my opinion..if u dnt like it turn ur head
kmt
you crazy? like a ... By: oliveirinha20. on 11 Apr 10, 16:00:53 you crazy? like a mo.... shut the fuck up
he aint funny... ... By: MsBrownsta. on 10 Apr 10, 20:19:35 he aint funny...he's a better? actor
very distasteful....hence there is only one coment
the? turtle neck ... By: forevertulip. on 26 May 12, 17:54:44 the? turtle neck joke is my favorite!
I love 5:05? to 5:23 By: 901chinaboy. on 23 May 12, 20:45:29 I love 5:05? to 5:23
hes dead...? By: NGUdOlLoFf. on 23 May 12, 00:09:35 hes dead...?
I don't think he is ... By: lukaskaetano. on 22 May 12, 02:31:51 I don't think he is gonna get? a better flow now, since he is dead
This? passes for ... By: hopeechangee. on 19 May 12, 14:36:00 This? passes for comedy?
Funny jokes.. But.. ... By: RMDK22. on 19 May 12, 04:02:25 Funny jokes.. But.. Hes gotta get a better flow.. Michael Colyar is the? best in my opinion...
I like kit kats ... By: Acekangten. on 14 May 12, 15:34:08 I like kit kats unless im with 4? or more people
Such a sweet guy. ... By: CupOfTeamOfficial. on 13 May 12, 23:35:13 Such a sweet guy. He was so funny, but too nervous to look at the audience :')? Love him :)
4:15 the? DiPaolo ... By: featheon. on 13 May 12, 04:23:47 4:15 the? DiPaolo joke
Gabriel Iglesias is ... By: Wonka275. on 08 May 12, 12:26:57 Gabriel Iglesias is hog swill in comparison to pretty much any other comedian. ?
One of the funniest ... By: gh0stofsparta. on 07 May 12, 16:46:42 One of the funniest things about Mitch Hedberg is the way he delivers jokes. He could say the stupidest shit that you? wouldn't laugh at if someone else said it, but if Mitch said it, it would be funniest thing you've ever heard. That was the beauty of this guy. Sadly, there aren't many comedians like him anymore. RIP buddy.
Lets be honest, the ... By: TheOriginalNightHawk. on 07 May 12, 08:10:49 Lets be honest, the only thing that separates Gabriel Iglesias from a avrege comedian is his weight. His talent is normal. He has funny stories and a joke here and their but Mitch is punch after punch thats why people love him and his style? is so amazing.
that sentence does ... By: purpler6. on 06 May 12, 15:21:03 that sentence does not make? sense
How could anyone ... By: casperaven. on 04 May 12, 15:56:51 How could anyone hit the dislike button??!! Fucking haters, but whatever. The only real sadness here is all? the new jokes he would have wrote but now we'll never get to hear. We love you Mitch and you keep us laughing even after you're gone :)
simple comedy; I? ... By: kajesh56. on 30 Apr 12, 05:27:17 simple comedy; I? like
his style is? ... By: ElGuayoteo. on 29 Apr 12, 19:00:46 his style is? fucking old school. he actually says jokes!
the laughter? seems ... By: JoeyPencils. on 29 Apr 12, 05:01:42 the laughter? seems canned
hahaha? By: mirrorseye. on 28 Apr 12, 06:04:46 hahaha?
He died seven ... By: captainflab. on 27 Apr 12, 09:48:49 He died seven years? ago!
I wish I had seen ... By: CoconutMuffinsMusic. on 26 Apr 12, 01:43:37 I wish I had seen this guy? at the store
"i used to do drugs ... By: CiggsNDiggs420. on 24 Apr 12, 21:19:35 "i used to do drugs...i still do....but i? used to too"
what happen to the ... By: junior1984able. on 22 Apr 12, 04:54:59 what happen to the defranes' , no one seems to care! HOW COULD you? eat at a time like this.
What the F*CK! I ... By: coltononline. on 21 Apr 12, 03:55:21 What the F*CK! I didn't know he passed. That's too bad.? Very funny and ORIGINAL...
oh? god he had me ... By: testnumberone1. on 20 Apr 12, 07:29:39 oh? god he had me laughing right from the start
completely ... By: bdaking2. on 20 Apr 12, 04:00:55 completely different kind of comedy, you? cant compare the 2. a one liner comedian king and a story telling sound effects comedian. its like apples and oranges
He's wondering why? ... By: joshparispresents. on 07 Apr 12, 10:06:55 He's wondering why? they're laughing at him... and so are all of us
Under ur bed r all ... By: EverestTheAscent. on 01 Aug 11, 00:10:03 Under ur bed r all ur? hopes and dreams but don't even go in ur closet there is some f***** up s*** in there!
hey im 16? and this ... By: crazyteen3450. on 12 Jun 11, 01:01:40 hey im 16? and this is still fuckin funny X)
i? love dane cook!! ... By: Turtleluver26. on 05 Apr 11, 02:29:33 i? love dane cook!!! anyone who doesn't hasn't heard him
awww? dane cook was ... By: mileslover123. on 18 Mar 11, 21:58:02 awww? dane cook was so hot for a seccond i would want to have kids with him......til he said the last part T.T *shattered romance*
LOFL? By: wizardgirl97. on 02 Feb 11, 15:20:47 LOFL?
I bet everyone who ... By: bluerock78. on 04 Jan 11, 21:06:20 I bet everyone who says they hate Dane Cook secretly like him he's soo? funny
Anyone who really ... By: davgabe. on 28 Dec 10, 04:48:15 Anyone who really thinks Vicious? Circle is funny ? Is either 15 years old or just as lame as that routine was..
where? is this from? By: taytaos. on 13 Dec 10, 03:53:45 where? is this from?
lols,? u have no ... By: VversionGamer. on 26 Oct 10, 13:21:54 lols,? u have no humor
how does anyone ... By: theninjachannel. on 16 Oct 10, 22:04:13 how does anyone find this funny hes terrible i would? never pay to see him
Dane cook is? the ... By: mwild189. on 07 Aug 10, 23:47:10 Dane cook is? the fall of comedy.
awsome 1 of the? ... By: coke378. on 31 May 10, 20:43:37 awsome 1 of the? best comedians
xD but they skipped ... By: audrey666girl. on 08 Nov 09, 00:51:54 xD but they skipped the part... and? ur going to remember, dane cooks a funny bish (bitch) xD
lol that? was ... By: djramon45. on 30 Sep 09, 00:27:01 lol that? was fuckin fumnny
hahaha love? him By: Echelonninja. on 22 Sep 09, 22:25:14 hahaha love? him
A shitty racist ... By: IIzZigZagZzII. on 19 Nov 11, 03:30:46 A shitty racist ventriloquist act,? sadly its a step up from a mime but not by much.
Terrorist: nock ... By: sallem2011. on 18 Sep 11, 23:21:30 Terrorist: nock nock
Jeff? Dunham:who's there
Terrorist:me i kill you
i? did another joch By: sallem2011. on 18 Sep 11, 23:18:44 i? did another joch
why the hell bring ... By: chalky609. on 17 Sep 11, 18:21:59 why the hell bring cs5 into it moron this is a stand up performance not a computer generated fake grow? up ass fuker.
Liked and favorited ... By: chalky609. on 20 Aug 11, 20:18:03 Liked and favorited.?
LMFAOOOO THIS? IS ... By: cash08mash. on 11 Aug 11, 20:01:48 LMFAOOOO THIS? IS JOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
typical lame ... By: Sottosorpa. on 16 Apr 11, 17:27:17 typical lame american comedy...canned laughter doesnt help?
racist jackass? By: LINKINFORLIFE. on 01 Feb 11, 21:19:57 racist jackass?
why would i want to ... By: wekill1. on 28 Jul 10, 19:03:35 why would i want to subscribe to you for stuff you upload thats not even you're own content... Go download adobe flash cs5 and make a funny cartoon or something and actually make something out of you're self with you're own content. (No offence btw i just dont like it when people ask for people to subscribe to you.) And btw you can? just search up adobe flash cs5 here on youtube and download a free copy of it.
fuck? u Jeff Dunham By: hgthkn13. on 18 Mar 10, 11:32:21 fuck? u Jeff Dunham
Best Stand Up Comedy ever from Chris Tucker, What if Michael Jackson was a Pimp !!
RIP MJ
If You enjoy stand up then Subscribe I upload Stand up all the Time.
I DIDNT GET? IT ... By: Bazic0797. on 14 May 12, 22:22:57 I DIDNT GET? IT BEFORE HE SAID COULD U SHUT THE FUCK UP "! Lol
TOO FUNNY!! LOVE ... By: texasboy8522. on 18 Apr 12, 16:47:49 TOO FUNNY!! LOVE CHRIS TUCKER!!!!?
the black guy in ... By: theFuturetrojan. on 26 Mar 12, 04:41:34 the black guy in the audience? at 2:20 was hysterical
HAHA THAT FOO ... By: Bazic0797. on 15 Mar 12, 01:57:56 HAHA THAT FOO FUNNY? AS FUCK HAHAH "!
First Video to get ... By: frostdaboss09. on 03 Mar 12, 17:24:22 First Video to get 0? dislikes tht i have ever seen
... By: adamlevinesbabygyrl. on 17 Feb 12, 22:25:19 best.standup.comedian.ever? :P
Come here boy
I ... By: aNoNiM17ful. on 16 Jan 12, 00:03:01 Come here boy
I said momma i`m coming
Could you hurry up?
I`m trying,now can you shut the fuck? up??? Best!!
funny as hell? By: tylerdbeast. on 20 Dec 11, 04:01:53 funny as hell?
"i was? in the ... By: Beegerrocks. on 11 Dec 11, 20:40:54 "i was? in the floor, and the bed was shakin" LMAO Rip MJ
he says "man" a lot ... By: neoxgorst. on 22 Nov 11, 13:17:46 he says "man" a lot,? it's annoying
too legit to quit.. ... By: plantain007. on 21 Nov 11, 20:28:52 too legit to quit..HAHA?
Slow down tito!? ... By: WoahWoahWoahChika. on 07 Nov 11, 03:01:40 Slow down tito!? Daaaaaaamn!!! Lmaooo
Chris? Tucker did ... By: vixceous. on 05 Nov 11, 05:59:12 Chris? Tucker did stand up? Woa
he sounds like? ... By: TheTurkgamer. on 04 Aug 11, 20:53:32 he sounds like? somebody cut his balls lol
Hahahaha!.? By: Junior61095. on 28 Jun 11, 08:13:29 Hahahaha!.?
"CHRIS!... what? ... By: STFUx21. on 17 Dec 10, 03:29:37 "CHRIS!... what? you doin'?" i said "nothin mama". she say "COME HERE BOI"! I say "mama im CuMin'" XD omfg halarious! Who Doesnt like chris?
Day nigga stupid ... By: swaggaholic120. on 24 Aug 10, 01:24:28 Day nigga stupid lol koolaide wit out no? suga..is dat my hoe
lol crazy? By: bigsmile208. on 05 Aug 09, 10:13:16 lol crazy?
Rush him! He can't ... By: Tonytouch859. on 04 Mar 12, 09:23:47 Rush him! He can't cum on all of us.. Lmao funny ass stand up but not better? than killin em' Softly
lol no he really is ... By: FrankfortHigh. on 14 Dec 11, 08:00:01 lol no he really is all? that crazy stuff, or he could just be one...............da dum dummmmmM!
Funny every time " ... By: darrieb1. on 24 Nov 11, 05:34:51 Funny every time "that's better ,that's better" lol?
dave chappelle? is ... By: romanianskill. on 20 Oct 11, 14:10:38 dave chappelle? is amazing but this isn't his best...
Homeless dude busts ... By: zemogrotciv. on 05 Oct 11, 22:57:58 Homeless dude busts a? nut on guy's forehead and gives him AIDS!! Lol
LOLLLL His? ... By: w4lyfb. on 04 Oct 11, 08:32:46 LOLLLL His? impersonations are the best ive ever seen
are you missing ... By: VasquezSF. on 04 Oct 11, 04:12:54 are you missing commas or is he really a muslim christian jewish "assian" retarded american? fuckin (an) eskimo?
he's not the? least ... By: LCT29. on 18 Sep 11, 00:43:46 he's not the? least bit funny
Bustin one on yo ... By: brandonsurreyguy. on 25 Aug 11, 08:59:48 Bustin one on yo your fourhead
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its? a biological ... By: iChesus. on 26 Jul 11, 16:48:19 its? a biological attack!
The majority of ... By: MrFrewty. on 05 Jun 11, 09:53:53 The majority of Muslims are peaceful. There are just? a minority of extremists who interpret things how they want to. The same is true of many groups of people.
Katt Williams is? ... By: trompetayritmo. on 31 May 11, 01:57:17 Katt Williams is? funny but can't touch DAVE!
i dont give a fuck ... By: FrankfortHigh. on 06 May 11, 18:37:23 i dont give a fuck if hes muslim christian jewish assian retarded american fuckin eskimo wtf i dont give 2 shits and a fuck, hes funny as? balls
u just dnt? like it ... By: yehiayd. on 30 Apr 11, 11:26:11 u just dnt? like it cuz hes a muslim
who is the motherfucker then?
u just dnt like it ... By: yehiayd. on 30 Apr 11, 11:19:52 u just dnt like it cuz hes a muslim?
then u r? the motherfucker
after jim carey? By: HDTVGamePlay. on 24 Apr 11, 11:28:08 after jim carey?
I hit my head on da ... By: swagganomics98. on 20 Apr 11, 15:50:03 I hit my head on da wall because of how funny it? is
CLASSIC DAVE? By: slicvic2012. on 31 Mar 11, 05:17:50 CLASSIC DAVE?
AHAHAHAHAHA? By: dmx952. on 16 Mar 11, 18:22:15 AHAHAHAHAHA?
"He's Right...? Put ... By: 420thElement. on 03 Jan 11, 01:27:41 "He's Right...? Put Your God Damn Cock Away!"
hahaha
The? kid's still ... By: feloniousbutterfly. on 26 Dec 10, 09:17:44 The? kid's still got it!
Great vocal ... By: MrBored999. on 15 Dec 10, 23:49:36 Great vocal characterizations. ?
@kurdishleader:? ... By: pakisTerimadilan. on 13 Dec 10, 21:18:30 @kurdishleader:? dude who gives a fuck that he is muslim. Y is that shit so motherfucking important to u losers? Fuck u n f off from here. People want to watch something funny here..ok. Thank u motherfucker!
His Muslim? now By: kurdishleader. on 28 Nov 10, 17:11:06 His Muslim? now
Latest comments made on this video:
By: edwardmazhar. on 15 May 12, 03:36:57
No doubt!?
By: SeekndDestroy1. on 22 Dec 11, 04:45:25
Sorry but? that was not good.
By: affek1987. on 23 Apr 11, 14:21:38
Worst?